deep thoughts

The early bird catches the worm, and the early cat gets 2 for 1

Deep Thoughts

I don't know about public office, its something about the word public, it just makes me feel like someone is going to pee in it.

Deep Thoughts with chrispcrittter

If I were a Mario I would try to date other people then Princess Peach she is trouble.

Deep thoughts with chris

I wonder if my turtle donatello wonders if im trapped in my own tank.

Fantasy Football

Fantasy football is one of those things that at the start its at the apex of awesomeness and soon after it begins to fade like a dive into icy water. In the beginning your all piss and vinegar psyched about your prospects and funny team name. Then the first week comes and your star, the fool you positioned your whole team around, blows out his knee or just gets a case of pussy hands and your whole season is fucked.

Deep thoughts with chrispcrittter

In a Perfect world dogs would get tickets for not picking up after me.

The Orion Five